i'm not different... just weird...2011 #3

Hello again. Eventho i know nobody's reading this crap, but I still wanna crap. Because there're a lot of things going on in my head lately and I can't hold everything up in here any longer. Gotta crap out the crap out of my crappy head.

Today's crap is about Malaysian driver. Hell man...I'm not sure what do these people have in their heads when they are driving/riding. Tho many are careful drivers/riders, but there are also a lot of crazy people on the lose driving and riding on the road. And sometimes, walking. After seeing all these, I keep on thinking, aren't we Malaysian supposed to be the polite, well-mannered, soft-spoken, friendly people of the east? Well, I think as time goes by, these politeness in us goes along with it. But I do hope that we will become what we were before. It's not cool to see people die in car crash, hit-and-run, rempit and all these nonsense.

So, these are the top ten unique Malaysian cars/bikes I usually see on the road. Let's check it out.

1) Wira tonggek - tayar belakang besar mcm tayar bajak and ends up terbalik kat selekoh (gua nampak semalam kat jln bangi lama).

2) Waja xde signal - tadi aku tgk ko kat lane kiri, bile aku nk potong, ko da ade kat depan aku. cibai betul.

3) Kancil high beam - kalau aku blk kelas mlm2, mesti jumpa ni. sakit la mata aku bodoh. dah la penat baru abes kelas.

4) Mitsubishi Evo 3 (wira modified) kaler hitam x nmpk dalam - x pasang lampu, jln mlm2, asap keluar kepul2...duk lane kanan xnak tuka lane perasan laju...habeh berminyak kete aku...

5) Toyota Passo TRD (MyVi modified) - ini lagi satu... mentang2 ade awek ko kat sebelah, ko nak cucuk2 blakang kan... nk laju gi la masuk lane kanan!!!! BODOH!!!!!!!!!!!

6) Evo 10 lambang kepala rimau (waja modified) - x tau dah nk kate ape... tgk kan je la... bg je la dia potong wlupun terpaksa slow down dari 120 ke 90...

7) Kereta xde side mirror - aku nmpk kete ko ade side mirror, tp ko xreti guna ke?

8) Kereta ade basikal kat bumbung - ko nak letak buldozer sekali pun atas bumbung kete ko aku x kesah, tp jgn la block jalan... bingai...

9) Bas Express belok2 - kejap kat kiri kejap kat tgh kejap kat kanan... kang jap gi dalam gaung... org byr tiket utk menemui yg tersayang...bukan utk menemui ajal... bodoh la kau...

10) Motor rempit - perlu ke usha2 aku kat traffic light? bukan aku usha spender awek ko...dia yg tayang...